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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}

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